SPT_SU09 Documentation - by SPT Inc.
SU09 is one of our first attempts at upgrading inkfish through our robotics. The subject fully consented to this, and is enjoying his upgrades.
1. Features
SU09 is capable of anything a normal inkling can do, like turf wars. Because he was our first attempt at cyborgs, and because of his own request, we did not add many features outside of features that could improve his quality of life. He is not meant to be of service to anyone, however, he may choose to.
Unfortunately, SU09 had to be fully turned into a robot due to complications.
2. Safety precautions
Warning: There are some anomalies currently happening with SU09. We are not sure what these anomalies are, so we suggest you be cautious around SU09 until we figure out what is wrong.
Being around SU09 is not dangerous, but you might want to take these precautions anyway.
- Do not anger him. This will cause him to lash out if done for too long, and may end up saying rude stuff to you or others around while doing so.
- Do not leave him alone for too long. He doesn’t like being alone, and it will drive him crazy if it gets too bad.
- He does not like being messed with, so do not do so.
- If you talk with him everyday, and you have something planned that will make you respond less or not at all, please warn him as soon as you can. Saying that he hates being told things last minute is an understatement.
3. Warranty
Since SU09 was our first attempt as a cyborg, we offered to fix and upgrade him free of charge for life, in case he needs or wants it. This is still active, even after SU09 was turned fully into a robot.
4. Changelog/Bug Fixes
Changes go in order from least to most recent. We are unable to document any dates, since the subject doesn’t want us to do so.
- Removed programming override which would make SU09 act emotionless and would cause him to glitch out if unable to follow said programming. (Version 1.1)
- Fixed a bug that would cause SU09 to abnormally freak out after looking at an image of a hamster with black eyes next to a bubble tea with black balls. (Version 1.2)
- Fixed a bunch of potentially life-threatening bugs. (Version 1.5)
- Upgraded SU09’s software and hardware to make him able to safely ingest any harmful foods or drinks, give him two functional screens in his arms, upgrade hardware, optimize code, and overall upgrade the robotic side of his appearance. (Version 2.0)
- Fixed bug that caused SU09 to be abnormally loud when screaming “HATSUNE MIKU?! IS THAT YOU?!” (Version 2.0.2)
- Attempted to fix the bug that would cause SU09 to laugh differently every time. Turns out, that’s not a bug, that’s just how his brain works.
- Toned down the “saw a cute cat” excitement. (Version 2.IDontFuckingKnowAnymore)
- Attempted to fix SU09’s empathy levels, but failed. He’s still struggling with it.
- Fixed a bug that would cause SU09 to struggle with drawing digitally. (Version 2.ISoundLikeYandereDevWithAllTheseBugFixesAndNoMeaningfulUpdates)
- Attempted to fix SU09’s poor wording abilities, but failed.
- Fixed a bug that would cause SU09 to feel existential dread when looking at the following image:
(Version 2.ILostCountAndImLazy)
- Allowed SU09 to willingly choose to text more robotic. We are still in the process of figuring out how to make him speak in a more monotone way with his voice. (Version i lost count)
- Turned SU09 into a full android robot. (Version 3.0)
- SU09 ripped half of its face off, but asked us not to fix it. It doesn't alter its functionality, so do not worry about it.
- Fixed a bug that would cause SU09 to get overly excited when seeing the following image:
(Version 3.0.1)
5. Error Messages
ERR_RESPONSE_FAIL: Failed to generate a proper response.
ERR_COMPR_FAIL: Failed to comprehend what was just said or shown. Please rephrase/repeat what was said, or explain to SU09 what it saw.
ERR_MEMORY_NOTFOUND: Failed to remember something.
ERR_READ_FAIL: Failed to read text. Could happen if looking at a low-quality image with unreadable text, or if the text is using a font SU09 cannot read.
ERR_CRASH: System crash. Will cause SU09 to basically faint. If it is able to reboot, it will wake up on its own. If it doesn't, please contact SPT Inc. as soon as possible.
ERR_REBOOT_FAIL: Failed to reboot. Please contact SPT Inc. as soon as possible, as something could be going very wrong in SU09's system.
ERR_NAME_NOTFOUND: SU09 tried to say someone's name, but doesn't know it.
ERR_WORD_NOTFOUND: SU09 does not know one or more words he wants to say.
ERR_CONTEXT_UNKNOWN: SU09 does not know the context needed to understand something.
There could be errors that aren't listed here. If so, the information about the error will be shared along with the error, and we will add it to the documentation website as soon as possible.
6. SU09’s Personal Links
We normally don’t put personal things from our robots/subjects on our documentation pages, but we made an exception for SU09.
StrawPage (outdated i think)
YouTube (haven't posted yet, but working on it!)
TikTok (not much posting)
Roblox (joins on)
BlueSky (almost never used)
Reddit (can't change name, also not using)
Spotify (no clue why you'd want this)
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